Sometimes I consume smut on twitter. ๐
Occasionally, among the sea of nudity (which gets a little stale after a while) a little gem might come up that makes me smile (or lol). ๐
Like this one:

I am a little confused by some of the items though. I mean, the hotdog? With the bun and condiments? ๐
Or the tools, like the hammer and wrench? I suppose the handle is the part of interest? ๐คญ
Perhaps I’m a novice at this… ๐ณ
I will admit that most of these items remain elusive for me, although the Champagne bottle looks interesting… ๐
Note: take the foot out. Not my thing. ๐คจ
What appeals to me as far as smutty social media is concerned is the erotic, sensual expression, often in black & white photography. I like creativity, and suggestive expression rather than splayed in your face exposure. It can be art, images, gifs or video clips as well as quotes and stories.
My tumblr has a few inspirational re-blogs (sorry, there are no pictures of me), if you’re interested in browsing that app. As you probably know, tumblr (a micro-blogging application) has toned down the smutty expressions; I don’t mind, I prefer the softer, sensual side of kink (with the occasional detour). It also appears that some of my re-blogs are no longer there – I’m not sure if tumblr is removing them or something else happened, but I’m not going to spend much time worrying about it. Tumblr was an experiment initially and I don’t spend much time there.
So there you go. Back to regular programming now. ๐
Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassieLincoln50
Follow me on Tumblr: https://http://www.tumblr.com/blog/cassandra-lincoln
I thought I was following you on Twitter but I guess I wasn’t. Fixed that. Used to love Tumblr, was on there for at least 9 years until the great purge, hated how they dismantled so many communities that had sprung up there. As much as it hurt I left and haven’t looked back.
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Thank you for the twitter follow. I’m not super active there…
I heard about tumblr from years ago. That was before my time. I suspect tumblr is on its way out…I just browse a little, I don’t do much in it. I prefer reading the stories on WP. ๐
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That is quite funny, though you are right…some of those items, with regard to masturbation….are definitely things I haven’t tried (and nor would I want to…definitely a HARD NO to feet!) ๐
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Lots of food items…๐ณ๐
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There really are! I actually did have a pretty depraved fantasy one time involving a banana….
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Yes bananas are on my list this week. ๐๐
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Today I got sent an eggplant emoji, or several of them. I have no clue. Maybe the same as a cucumber??๐๐
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I find the eggplant emoji weird in that context…๐คญ
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So unfair!! lol. It really is kind of interesting a great infographic. Nice find. My favorite is the Spock symbol.
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Funny, right? Lol
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